Ever wanted to plan your trip based on the likelihood that you'll encounter, you know, something big to write home about?
Now you can, thanks to a fabulously informative map from Twitter user@onionslayer.
The top of South America -- Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela -- form a cluster of dark green, the color code for the planet's biggest penises. Meanwhile, China and India are a sea of red, meaning they are home to the world's teeniest weenies.
How does your next destination, ahem, measure up?
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