Every so often, one needs an outlet to air their undesirables, their resentments, objections... Call them what you will, or the same thing as I just have. Butt, we must release these frustrations. Set it to the universe as so it may disperse as intended: on awful, horrible monsters who prey off humanity. I reserve this thread for real life injustices. I don't want to hear about how unfair it is that Cobalt has a better rack than me or how Trout Giggles is a faster painter than al Jizzerror. I've heard it all and I promise, I won't care any more about it now than I did the last time someone felt it necessary to tell us.
I'll kick it off...
So. You all know I regularly break the internet. If it isn't Newsvine, I am somehow conjuring up ways to screw up tenderapp or simply any application you put forth before me. (Is forth before me redundant?) These factors and many more, for all intents and purposes, had left me rather confident that if anyone, anyone at all had a computer or technological misfortune that they would know full well not to ask me, lest they wanted to report it damaged. However, sadly the memo was missed. I had been requested to fix the new fangled video game, I think they call it Atari (just kidding). Then, not moments after a resoundingly reluctant "alright", I am then asked to fix an android. Video game: Rebuilding from scratch, nowhere near done. Android: Fuck my life.